Randy welcomes comedian and YouTuber Dave Neal to the show. Randy and Dave kick off the show talking about a wild bar show they recently did together. Dave shares the story of a recent corporate show that went awry. Randy asks Dave all about his upcoming wedding. The boys touch on the Adam Levine cheating allegations. They close with the news - a 56 year old grandmother is having her son’s child and personality perceptions based on dick pics.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy welcomes the hilariuous Michael Turner to the show. Mike opens the show talking bout his days working in sales. Randy asks Mike about his sytle of comedy and doing "man on the street" videos. Randy asks about his love of Cincinnati and the Bengals. They boys talk about getting to work with some of the biggest names in the business. They close with the news - Jimmy Kimmel's "prank" at the Emmys and a guy goes on a Tinder date in all 50 states.
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Randy has comedian Jeremy Scippio back in studio. Randy olaunches into a convo about corporate waste. The fellas discuss the retirement of Serena Williams. This leads to a interesting conversation on black culture and the impact on broader society. Jeremy talks about maturing in the melting pot that is America. The boys move on to talk about language and cancelling people from the past. They bring the show home with the news - a woman gets pregnant with twins from 2 different fathers, a woman tries to get away with driving in the HOV lane because she's pregnant, and a woman says she caught her boyfriend cheating because he lasted too long in bed.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy checks in with his Boston homie Matthew P. Brown this week. They open the show talking about calling customer service. Randy wonders if corporations, and not people, are pushing the "woke" agenda now. The boys move on to discuss how long you can tastefully glance at a woman's boobs. Matt talks about planning his upcoming wedding. The boys finally dive into the existential topics - genetics vs. self-improvement, dwelling on the past, getting comfortable with sadness and dying with grace. They lighten the mood to close the show by talking about their interesting holiday weekends.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy chops it up at the kitchen table with his buddy Braxton in a special "homemade" epsidoe of the podcast. Randy opens up reminiscing about taping the podcast in his living room back in Boston. They boys dive deep and discuss their favorite TV show - Love Island UK. Braxton wonders what it would be like to be famous in another country but live in the US. Discussing the show 'Dopesick', the fellas address the opiod crisis and the Sackler crime family. Braxton tells Randy all about "gay baiting". They close with the big news of the week - a study finds women cheat more than men.
Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs
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Randy is joined by podcast-favorite Lizzy Weisman. Lizzy opens up talking about the whole process of freezing her eggs. Randy asks Lizzy if women have interesting and deep conversations, because he’s never overheard one between them. The move on to talk about the trappings of fame. Lizzy tells the tale of going on a date with the guy who invented revenge porn. The somehow move on to talk about getting old what happens when you die. Randy ponders dating conjoined twins. They close with the news - Women have 3 types of orgasm, getting a DUI on a scooter at Walmart, and anal sex is exploding in popularity.
Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs
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Comedian and Marine vet, Bryson Banks joins Randy in studio. Randy opens the show by telling the story about the time a monkey stole his shades. Bryson talks about growing up as and getting into trouble in a small town in Oklahoma. Randy asks Bryson how his motivation to join the Marines and become a sniper. Bryson talks about the transition back into society after a depolyment. Randy gets into the weeds about sniper training. The boys close with the news - a elderly woman has a giant penis erected at her gravesite and a man cancelled a woman's flight to visit him because she wouldn't have sex with him.
Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs
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Randy sits down with the multi-talented Emily Browning. They open the show talking about teacher pay. Emily moves on to discuss dating older people. The two jump into the deep end and have a lengthy conversation about meeting people on fetish sites and being in open relationships. Randy theorizes that dumb people are happier. Randy asks Emily about being raised very religious. Emily closes the show trying to convince Randy to get involved on TikTok.
Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs
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Randy welcomes Miami’s-own Ricky Cruz to the show. They kick off the show talking about getting high in the morning. The fellas discuss the difference between Cubans and other hispanics. Randy ask Ricky about his experience working as a high school teacher. The boys get nostalgic about their time in college. They move on and talk about colonizing space. Ricky tells tales of his time living in LA and partying with Joey Diaz and Ralph May. Randy asks Ricky about his time working as a professional clown. They close with the news - A woman who showers only once every 10 days and a Chick-fil-A franchise is paying volunteers in chicken sandwiches
Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs
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Randy is joined in the new studio by his buddy Nathan Loe. They jump in the deep end and start the show talking about the afterlife. Nathan talks about the wild shows he does at desert raves and Accidental Chaos. The boys talk about douchey crypto dudes. Nathan tells the story of Randy trading his neighbor a Dr. Pepper for free access to her OnlyFans account. They somehow get around to talking about breast milk and sperm banks. Randy asks Nathan about dating in LA. The fellas touch on existential dread before they close with the news - A preacher gets robbed for $1mm in jewelry during Sunday service and Subway is giving out free sandwiches for life if you get a footling tattoo
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Randy records a special vacation episdoe with his brother, Gee Dubs. They open the show talking about taking government money. Randy asks Jess about what its like being in a labor union. The brothers move on to talk about criminal justice and the death penalty. Randy brings up the difference of accountability between men and women. Gee talks about the process of making his latest album and Randy compares that to coming up with comedy material. The boys compare the homeless in NYC to LA. They discuss the new gaming world and the metaverse. The fellas close with the news - parents who swing when their kids are at camp, Ricky Martin’s incest charges, and a Florida disabled woman who sued Southwest for falling out of her wheelchair.
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Randy catches up with his old pal Handren Seavey. They open the show catching up on all that has transpired since they sat down at the beginning of the year, including the overturning of Roe v. Wade and the collapse of the crypto market. Randy asks Handren if he’s taken his daughter to Drag Queen Story Time. Handren talks about the time he went to bible camp as a kid. The boys somehow get into a discussion about intra-continental racism. They close with the news - Putin is pissed his girl is pregnant again, and a woman is making $12K a month from a feeder fetish
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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Randy welcomes the very talented Janelle Draper to the show. They kick off the show with some Snoop Dogg rosé. Randy tells Janelle about his days as a yuppie in Boston. The two discuss their favorite swear words. Randy brings up a news story about a pest control company paying people to put roaches in their homes. Janelle talks about going to a live Bumble meetup. Randy tells the tale of the time he went on Grouper dates. The two talk about life’s regrets. The pair talk about their first loves. They shift gears big time and discuss the loss of loved ones. Janelle closes the show sharing her love of men’s balls.
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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Randy sits down in studio with the hilarious Joe Bartnick. The fellas open the show trashing the airlines. Randy asks Joe about the myriad of jobs before he landed in comedy. They move on to discuss how impractical flip flops are. Joe talks about taping his latest special. The boys tell some fun stories from doing the road. They close the show with the news - A couple who perform on OnlyFans finds out they may be related, Lizzy gets in trouble for her lyrics, and an article about “Soft Swinging”.
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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Randy chops it up on Father’s Day with Willie Simon, the next young superstar you haven’t heard of yet. They open the show discussing their relationships with their dads. Willie brings up their mutual love of organized crime and Randy’s potential as a gangster. Randy asks Willie about growing up in Hawaii. The boys move on to discuss the mentality of growing up poor. They breakdown how fathers parent sons and daughters differently. The fellas share their worst stories about bombing on stage. They close with the news - a woman wins a lawsuit against GEICO for getting an STD in a car, a lady is eaten by her 22 cats, and a woman goes viral because her boyfriend didn’t buy her a plane ticket.
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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Randy is back in studio with the great Jeff Dye for another "Ask Me Anything" episode where they answer your questions. The boys cover questions including - Thoughts on the Johnny Depp verdict? What should we do about gun control? A listener needs advice on why her man won't cum, How much would someone have to pay you to bang Hillary Clinton? Would you date a woman with kids? Who is your dream podcast guest? Besides looks, what do guys look for in girls? What's your best pickup line? What's the craziest DM you've ever received, and more!
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Randy welcomes his old buddy Brian Glowacki back to the show. Randy opens the episode asking Brian about his upcoming show headlining the Wilbur Theater this Saturday June 4th. This leads to a discussion of “competition” in comedy. Brian talks about his increased paranoia about the collapse of civilization. The guys move on to discuss the broken political discourse in the US. Brian discusses experience using mushrooms to address chronic headaches. They close with a quick news story about alien civilizations before Brian’s kids get home from school
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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Randy records a late night zoom session with Corey Rodrigues this week. They open the show talking about doing comedy for kids. This leads to convo about how they were raised vs. kids today. They switch gears and talk about advocating for yourself when ordering food. Randy asks Corey about the hell gigs he’s done. The boys talk about the recent attacks on comedians and not losing your cool. The guys move on and discuss double standards. They close with the news - 25 is the optimal age to have kids and a woman with 2 fully working vaginas.
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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