**Chase is resting up recovering from covid, so this week the fellas are bringing you a throwback from New Years Eve 2019** The boys sit down for their last episode of 2019. Chase reviews his Xmas experience. Randy talks about van living. They discuss their NYE resolutions. Randy breaks down why playing the Lotto is stupid. They close out with the news - a TV reporter quits on air after believing she won the lotto, a woman put her kid in the washer, and a professor says Lizzo is famous because she is fat
Outro: “It’s Friday” by Gee Dubs
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The boys kick off their Christmas episode talking about Chase's special holiday outfit and the origins of Santa Claus. Randy breaks down the Santa myth and wonders if he's going to catch covid. Randy asks Chase if he would lie to his kids and say Santa is real. The boys breakdown their favorite Xmas movies. They talk about recasting Seinfeld with an all black cast. They close with the news - the new "hard balling" dating method, a woman was groped in the metaverse, and a woman lost a butt plug in her ass
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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Randy opens the episode talking about how Christmas is a celebration of infidelity. The boys move on to discuss a woman who sells farts in a jar. This leads Chase to ponder if women had more class back in the day. They shift gears to talk about negative externalities of social media. The fellas debate going to office Xmas parties. They close with the news - a woman trades a bobby pin for a house, a husband and his abandonment issues, and camels getting botox.
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The boys catch up on their recent weight loss. Randy gives an update on his Uber driving. The fellas talk about how corporations ask you to donate to charity at checkout, but fail to donate anything themselves. This leads to a convo about how doing good and making money aren’t mutually exclusive. They close with news - An innocent man released from prison after 43 years, $600K of stolen money found in the walls of Joel Osteen’s church, a woman breastfeeds at cat, and a woman shat on the floor during a date.
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The boys are back with another “Ask Us Anything” episode! They answer your questions, including - How do you deal with a nosey family? What happened to the meatball lady? How do you maintain a long distance relationship? What are your views on rub-and-tugs? Thoughts on a polyamorous relationships when one partner has kids? How do you ask a girl out? Why aren’t more straight men getting blown by gay men? And they close giving relationship advice to a listener who is having trouble chasing between two men.
Randy opens the podcast talking about his impending move to West Hollywood. The boys talk about family dynamics, particularly around the holidays. They get deep into the Rittenhouse trial and verdict. Randy goes on his annual diatribe against turkey. They close with the news - a student hits her teacher in Texas and a woman has weird and drastic rules for her husband
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The boys are back! Randy and Chase open the show delving deep into the underbelly of being an Uber driver. The guys move on to talk about the homelessness problem and how LA is dealing with it as compared to Boston. This leads to a convo about corrupt politicians and the lack of leadership. The fellas close out with the news - a man describes how he came to learn he’s a narcissist, a woman allows her husband to sleep with her sister and her mother, a rock star pisses on a fans face during a performance
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The boys open the show talking about going to the movies back in the day. Chase brings up his favorite movie, The Notebook, and rom coms. Randy describes why its interesting to meet people who have a diverse set of views. The fellas reminisce about their favorite struggle-meals. They close with the news - A brothel is offering free sex if you get vaccinated, a son shot his father over chicken, using the iPhone to spy, and an IG influencer took photos with her dead fathers open casket
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The boys jump right in and answer listener questions this week! Questions include - A trio of questions about cheating on your partner, What intimate act do you live you’d be embarrassed to tell your boys about? Do you prefer anal sex? Does it matter how many guys a woman slept with? Have you been called out by any SJWs? Is Bigfoot real? If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? And more!
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The guys open the podcast talking about vacation time. They move on to talk about the accidental Alec Baldwin shooting. Randy asks Chase what grade he thinks he can graduate from now. They briefly discuss the "Island Boys" track. They close with the news - NY bans cannabis testing, Texas has a new ban on trans athletes in school, and a new male contraceptive idea.
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The fellas open the podcast talking about their weekend in Boston. Chase lays out the massive Chinese food order they had. Randy wonders how kinky you should get the first time you sleep with someone. This leads to a convo about keeping track of the number of partners you've had. They move on to talk about finding the balance in your life. Finally they close with the news - Vanessa Bryant is suing more people, Adele's divorce settlement, and a couple NYPD cops get set up in a sting.
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The boys open the show talking about phone call etiquette. Chase asks Randy about his pending trip to Boston. Chase talks about Carvel Ice Cream and chicken parms. Randy asks which food Chase would have sex with. The fellas discuss the new Chapelle special and the resulting outrage. The boys cast the new reboot of the show "The Wonder Years". They close with the news - The Rock has a rap song and Urban Meyer is under scrutiny
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The boys open the show talking about social media being down an its impact on kids. This leads into an uninformed discussion of artificial intelligence. Randy talks about the importance of being able to get the job done. The fellas shift gears and talk about their favorite day time talk show hosts. Chase talks about people with dirty feet. They close with the news - the Mormon "soaking" tend, Arizona's abortion law, and a man that poops out of his penis
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The fellas welcome their good buddy and fellow comedian Jeff Dye to the show. They kick off the show talking about learning how to be an adult. Randy asks Jeff about being a petty thief as a kid. Chase talks about lying about being a doctor, which leads to a bigger discussion about dishonesty. The boys move on to talk about the current culture war and what any of us are doing to help. Randy asks what is a better motivator - love or revenge. They close the show talking about the failed drug war
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The guys start the show talking about various drinking strategies. Randy tells Chase the story of how a little kid told him off this weekend. Chase asks the question of when a person is considered "old". Randy starts a convo on women's fake eyelashes. Chase talks about his dad cutting his hair. The boys close out with the news - the latest Covid updates, a woman airs grievances at her sister's funeral, and 3 Democratic congressmen vote down a bill that would lower prescription drug costs by $450bn
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The boys open the show talking about the sad passing of Norm McDonald. They move on to talk about Randy's trip back east. The fellas discuss the VMAs and the Met Gala. Randy asks Chase about what he would wear to an award show. They both spend some time trashing couples that wear matching outfits. The guys close with the news - Instagram is harming teenager's mental health, a woman has a 17-page contract with her boyfriend, and KFC is trying out faux chicken
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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Randy opens the show asking Chase about his new apartment. Chase discusses his new job. Randy asks if he found ways to steal from his new employer. Randy tells tales of running up his expense accounts at work. Chase talks about getting beaten by his dad. Randy reminisces about making fake report cards in school. Chase talks about the time he lived in a storage facility. They close with the news - Pissing in the shower, super glue as sex lube, Texas’ abortion law and China bans kids playing video games
After a brief update on Chase's weight loss progress, the boys jump right into listener questions. Questions include - What comedian would you head-butt? How do you not give a fuck? Have you ever gotten an injury during sex? Why do guys like it when you swallow after a blowjob? Has eating ass always been popular or is it a new thing? What's your dating strategy to not waste time? What's your thoughts on Ben and JLO? What does your ideal comedy career look like? What's your favorite strain of weed? and more!
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The boys kick off the show wondering whether Jesus would be a standup comedy fan. They move on to talk about elite Hollywood actors vs. others. Chase talks about his pending move and asks Randy for landlord advice. They shift gears and talk about the "crate challenge" sweeping social media. Randy talks about finding gray nose hairs. The fellas close with the news - AI technology put an innocent man in prison and the new host of Jeopardy is fired for old podcast comments.
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The fellas open the show talking about their pre-podcast rituals. Chase asks Randy about how he deals with longer comedy sets and pre-show anxiety. Randy asks Chase about his first experience eating gelato and they discuss "foodies". Randy talks about his long weekend in Seattle. The guys close out with the news - PJ Washington's child support case, DaBaby and his recent hurtful remarks, and the fall of Afghanistan to the Taliban
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The boys open the podcast talking about swearing in a professional setting. This leads into a convo about arguing in a relationship. Chase brings up R. Kelly and Mario Cuomo. The fellas talk a little politics and wonder what the US would be like of it split into different countries. Chase talks about his new found infatuation with older ladies. Randy wonders why women don't make the first move. They close with the news - an Olympian gets revenge, Simone Biles and the stats are in on the term "latinx"
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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Randy’s grandmother, Catherine “Cookie” Mead, is the guest on a very special episode. Cookie opens by explaining what is was like to come up in the Depression. She goes on to talk about how she met her husband, Thomas “Pop” Mead. The boys ask for relationship advice from Cookie, who was married for 68 years. Cookie talks about the biggest changes in society she’s experienced in her 90 years. The guys ask about her outlook on the future. They close the podcast talking about what it's like getting older.
Outro: “Love” by Gee Dubs
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They boys open the podcast by checking in on their each others health and talk about accountability. Afterwards they dive right into listeners questions including - Who is a weird celebrity crush? Name a comic you don't find funny? How do you prefer a woman groom herself? What's your body count? Is squirt piss? Would you have sex with a robot? What's the most offensive thing you've ever said? and how do you get a guy/girl to leave after a hookup?
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The fellas open the podcast talking about their bodies breaking down. They move on to talk about hot tubs and shower sex. Randy asks Chase about hitting on girls in the gym. The boys have a conversation about being honest with women. Chase asks Randy about toxic masculinity. Randy talks about term limits on marriage. They close with the news - women like more traditional men, Jeff Bezos in space, and Netflix fires 3 executives
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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The boys kick off the podcast talking about deli meats from the 80’s. They discuss their least favorite home cooked meals. Chase talks about how cheap his dad was. Randy starts a convo about wearing socks to bed. The boys talk about doing comedy in tough rooms. The fellas talk about the recent Connor McGregor fight. Randy brings up a recent controversy of a trans-woman going into a nude spa. They boys close the podcast with another spirited debate about the current race and culture war in America.
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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