Jeff Zenisek joins Randy back in studio for a special recording on International Women’s day. Randy opens the show asking Jeff about his Too Woke Boys videos. The fellas move on to talk about what about women annoys them the most. Jeff tells Randy about how bad his diet was as a kid. The boys mock “content creators”. Randy shares the stats from a website that show how hard it is to find the “ideal man”. Jeff talks about working at Hollywood Video as a teenager. Randy and Jeff share some strip club stories. They close with the news - A mom hosted teenage parties at her house, an NYC hedge fund manager was extorted by his therapist for “mistress money”, and Trans-abled people are identifying as disabled when they’re not.
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Randy welcomes his hilarious buddy Drew Dunn to the show. They open up talking about the grind of working the road. Randy wonders aloud when the butt stuff trend started. Drew and Randy reminisce about doing the long drive from the northeast to Florida on family vacations. The guys also share their first open mic stories at the infamous Middle East in Boston. Drew discusses his move to NYC. Randy asks Drew if he’s had any good New York stories. Drew talks about keeping his big check from winning a comedy festival. They close with the news - the “Borg” TikTok booze trend, NPS days don’t push a slower friend down when there’s a bear attack, a bride catches her husband getting breastfed by his mom on the wedding day.
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Randy welcomes his good buddy Eric Rocha back to the show. Randy dives right in and asks Eric about dating twinks. The fellas then jump into a discussion about how often people hate their significant others friends. Eric talks about going out in West Hollywood with Randy. They move on to discuss performing for black audiences. Randy brings up his marketing idea for the LGBTQ community. The boys dunk on the Kennedy family a little bit. This turns into a conversation about the presidency in general. They close with the news - a new machine lets you make out with your long distance partner, Chinese companies are having men model women’s lingerie, a family raised a bear for 2 years thinking it was a dog, and scientists plan to bring back the wooly mammoth
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Randy welcomes the hilarious and talented Justin Elliott to the show with a little gift for Black History Month. The boys talk about going out after road gigs. Justin talks about sitting courtside at Lakers games. Randy starts a convo about white folks taking crazy drugs. The fellas move on to discuss getting their news thru internet memes. Randy brings up the Supreme Court’s pending decision on internet liability. Justin talks about learning to use chopsticks. The guys each share a story about dating women with cats. They close with the news - a woman’s BBL rotted her butt cheek, Meta is allowing users to pay for verification, and is having sex technically exercise.
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The boys are back and answering listener questions, including - What's the corniest Valentine's gift you ever gave someone? Do you think we'll ever have an encounter with aliens? Who do you think is on the Epstein Island list? Have you ever said "I love you" during sex? How old is "old"? And if you could bang any food, which food would you bang?
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Chase Abel makes his triumphant return to the show! In part 1 of this two-parter, the boys kick off by talking about the Super Bowl and the halftime show. Randy tells Chase about his trip to Phoenix and the Waste Management Open. They discuss a more serious topic and Randy gets Chase’s take on the Tyre Nichols Memphis Police scandal. Chase tries to start a rumor. Randy wonders what percentage of the time people are telling lies. The boys shift gears and talk about modern day dowries. They close with the news - a school bans Valentine’s Day cards after a 6 year old said he would “plough” his teacher, the percentage of unmarried people without kids have almost tripled since 1960, and a restaurant in NJ banned kids.
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Randy welcomes Xander Beltran back to the show by immediately breaking his balls. The boys talk about dad bods and letting yourself go when you’re in a relationship. Randy wonders aloud about the statistics behind dating apps. Xander explains the benefit of using a shoelace as a belt. They move on and discuss the ChatCPT phenomenon. Randy asks who has a more loyal fanbase - Taylor Swift or Donald Trump? They close with the news - a guy sues a woman for $2 million for friend-zoning him, a woman paid $10K to restore her virginity, and a woman stuffed her boyfriend in a piece of luggage an suffocated him.
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Randy is back with the always amazing Audrey Stewart. Audrey opens up telling Randy about her kickball injury. They move on to talk about Audrey’s current dating status and what kind of men she is looking for. Audrey is stunned to learn Randy went to Brown University on a full academic scholarship. Randy proposes a mushroom trip in the desert with just comedians. Randy talks about turning 40 this year. They close with the news - a female cop who was fire for having sex with multiple coworkers on the job and a woman who married her duvet
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Randy sits down with adult entertainer and podcaster Domo Monster, a.k.a. Onyx Muse. They open up the show discussing how OnlyFans has changed the porn game. Randy asks Domo about the impact working in the adult entertainment industry has on your family. Domo talks about the art of the hustle when working as an exotic dancer. Randy digs in and asks what it’s like to be a dominatrix and the “Findom” niche. Domo talks about some of the business pitfalls that women may fall into in the adult entertainment industry. They close the show talking about ball busting...literally.
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Randy has the very funny Janelle Draper back on the show. They open up talking about Janelle’s favorite topic - guy's balls. Randy talks about how mean his “inside voice” is. They move on and have a long discussion about the land mines women have to avoid in comedy. Janelle gives Randy an update on her dating life, in particular what it’s like to date a younger man. The crew closes the show discussing an article on the top reasons couples breakup..
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Randy is back in studio with the great Matty Chymbor. They open the show discussing their 2023 “vision boards”. Matty talks about quitting his day job and filling his free time. They boys lament their problems getting shadow banned by Instagram. The fellas move on to discuss how the sex toy industry is driven by women. This leads to a convo about the complexity of a woman’s orgasm. Randy brings up how unlikely it is to see an attractive homeless woman. They talk about their social media strategies. They close the show discussing Matty’s current relationship.
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Randy chops it up with the hilarious Adam Richmond. They open the show talking about antisemitism and Jews in Hollywood. The fellas move on and discuss funny women and diversity in comedy. This leads to a discuss of what true equality in society would look like. Adam kicks off a convo about border security and politics. The guys move on and talk about the ability to read people. Randy asks about Adam’s 2023 “vision board”. They close with the news - a bridesmaid hits on the groom at the wedding and Lizzo is taking heat for “making music for white people”
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Randy sits down with his buddy and fellow comic George Dulcich. The boys open the show talking about Croatians and the Catholic Church. They move on to talk about the FIFA World Cup. George asks Randy about headlining his first corporate gig. The fellas talk about the sad state of live comedy during the pandemic. They share stories from college and working in high finance. Randy gives his opinion on Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter. George shares what it’s like to have a brother in the NFL. They close with the news - PornHub reveals the top searches of 2022 and a giant cocaine rock was found lodged in a woman’s nose.
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Randy welcomes Duval Culpepper back to the show. They open the show discussing the explosion of Only Fans. Duval talks about dating white women in the current environment. The boys discuss how poor people, black and white, have a lot more in common than they think. Duval talks about rebuilding his relationship with his dad after he was released from doing 30 years in prison. The fellas discuss Duval’s stretch in Nashville. Randy asks Duval to give some advice to white women to close the show
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Randy sits down with his new bestie, the hilarious Eric Rocha. The boys open the show talking about being in the closet in Hollywood. Eric breaks down the gay porn scene for Randy. Randy asks Eric about the kinda guys he likes to date and what the Grindr scene is like. The fellas discuss the idea of having a special dinner menu for couples who plan on having sex later. They close with the news - a doctor reveals why you shouldn’t use toilet paper, Walmart bans a woman for stealing and electric cart and drinking win from a Pringles can, and a woman thinks she’s being stalked by a man who left AirPods in her bag.
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Randy welcomes fellow meme lord Rodney Smith, a.k.a. Lord Petty, to the show. They open the show talking about the current divisiveness and how we have more in common than we actually think. Randy asks Rodney about the collapse of FTX and the crypto landscape. The boys move on to discuss the media landscape and their true selfish motives. Randy wonders aloud about how many abortions Trump has had. The fellas dive in and talk about comedy in the woke era. They touch on politics a before they hit the news - SBF and his polyamorous relationships and the banning od liquor sales at the World Cup.
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Randy has Boston legend Don Zollo join him in studio this week. They open the show discussing designer yarmulkes. This leads to a discussion of the Black Israelites. The boys break down Thanksgiving dinner and hooking up on Thanksgiving eve. Randy floats the idea of a Chinese food burrito. The fellas talk about Christmas traditions. Randy asks Don about the Republican Party and Trump’s 3rd presidential run. They close with the news - a woman wears a sex toy containing her boyfriends ashes, a guy shoved a jump rope into his urethra, and the looming potential of WWIII.
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Randy welcomes World Series of Comedy winner Wyatt Cote to the show. They open up talking about doing the Big Pine Comedy Festival together. Wyatt talks about his passion for surfing. The fellas share war stories driving for Uber. Wyatt discusses the other odd jobs he’s had. Randy asks Wyatt’s opinion on Elon Musk. The boys close with the news - a family turns their dead pet into a throw rug, a woman finds out her husband is cheating by her husbands mistress, and a man having sex in a public stall fights the bathroom attendant.
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Randy sits down with his buddy from way across the pond, Kyle Legacy. They open the show talking about the passing of the Queen and the monarchy. The lads move on and discuss Kanye’s troubles. Kyle muses about the drinking culture in the US. Randy talks about his time with Kyle in Australia. Kyle tell a tales of performing in Europe, including getting robbed in Poland and doing mushrooms at a sex show in Amsterdam. They close with the news - a woman had a major orgasm during labor, a man marry’s his 18 year old step daughter, and a politician got caught masturbating outside of a school.
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Randy welcomes Brooklyn legend Billy Hayes to the show. Randy ask Billy about growing up as a tough guy in Brooklyn in the 70’s and 80’s. Billy talks about his journey to sobriety. Randy and Billy talk about working the road. Billy talks about being a comedy club manager and dealing with hecklers. Randy asks Billy about his love of latin women. The fellas close with the news - AI reconstructs what the Kardashians would look like without surgery.
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Randy is joined in studio by his buddy and fellow comic Xander Beltran. They open the show talking about their drinking habits. Randy asks Xander if he would chose to be a dictator if he could. Xander shares a bit about his time as a vagabond and the current homeless situation. The boys get into a discussion about polyamory. Randy wonders aloud about needle dicks. The fellas close with the news - a woman get caught getting fingered in public, women charging dates a “douchbag tax”, and there’s a secret code for finding dates at the grocery store.
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Randy welcomes the very talented Liz Glazer to the show. Liz opens the episode talking about her work as a law professor prior to comedy and what being on a college campus is like. Randy and Liz talk about what motives someone to get into comedy instead of a “regular job”. Randy discusses the parallels his career in finance had with Liz’s prior career as a lawyer. Liz talks about getting sober and her tools for quitting bad habits. They hit a news story about a woman who wants to be a surrogate because she thinks she’s beautiful. This leads to a lengthy and informative conversation about Liz and her wife’s process of trying to conceive.
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Randy is joined by comedian Orion Levine in this week’s episode. Orion opens the show by telling Randy about a car accident he caused. The fellas talk about doing the Big Pine Comedy Festival and Orion getting selected to the Just for Laughs. Orion talks about dating long distance. Randy asks about Orion’s transition to LA from SF. Randy gives tips on flying with cannabis. Orion tells the tale of getting beat up by a girl in middle school. They move on to talk about arguing with women. They close with the news - Jerry Falwell is made a cuckhold, a woman kidnaps and robs a her Tinder date, and a woman is forced to turn over nudes to her ex-husband.
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Randy welcomes actor, comedian and professional dating coach Natalie Stavola to the show. They open the show talking about growing up on the east coast, the things that led to Natalie’s addiction and getting sober. Randy jumps right in and starts asking Natalie all about professional dating coaching. This leads to a deeper conversation about mindfulness and psychology, and the differences between that and coaching. They close with the news - a strange “throuple” in Australia, and an Uber driver who exposed a passengers affair.
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Randy welcome scomedian and podcaster Alex Gettlin back to the show. The boys jump right in and discuss Alex and his wife’s new pregnancy. Randy and Alex dive deep into the new Dahmer series on Netflix. The fellas shift gears and talk a little politics. They close with the news - A daughter sleeps with her father’s best man, Labiaplasties, and a woman whose boyfriend got her mom pregnant.
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