Randy sits down with his buddy and fellow comic George Dulcich. The boys open the show talking about Croatians and the Catholic Church. They move on to talk about the FIFA World Cup. George asks Randy about headlining his first corporate gig. The fellas talk about the sad state of live comedy during the pandemic. They share stories from college and working in high finance. Randy gives his opinion on Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter. George shares what it’s like to have a brother in the NFL. They close with the news - PornHub reveals the top searches of 2022 and a giant cocaine rock was found lodged in a woman’s nose.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy welcomes Duval Culpepper back to the show. They open the show discussing the explosion of Only Fans. Duval talks about dating white women in the current environment. The boys discuss how poor people, black and white, have a lot more in common than they think. Duval talks about rebuilding his relationship with his dad after he was released from doing 30 years in prison. The fellas discuss Duval’s stretch in Nashville. Randy asks Duval to give some advice to white women to close the show
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Randy sits down with his new bestie, the hilarious Eric Rocha. The boys open the show talking about being in the closet in Hollywood. Eric breaks down the gay porn scene for Randy. Randy asks Eric about the kinda guys he likes to date and what the Grindr scene is like. The fellas discuss the idea of having a special dinner menu for couples who plan on having sex later. They close with the news - a doctor reveals why you shouldn’t use toilet paper, Walmart bans a woman for stealing and electric cart and drinking win from a Pringles can, and a woman thinks she’s being stalked by a man who left AirPods in her bag.
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Randy welcomes fellow meme lord Rodney Smith, a.k.a. Lord Petty, to the show. They open the show talking about the current divisiveness and how we have more in common than we actually think. Randy asks Rodney about the collapse of FTX and the crypto landscape. The boys move on to discuss the media landscape and their true selfish motives. Randy wonders aloud about how many abortions Trump has had. The fellas dive in and talk about comedy in the woke era. They touch on politics a before they hit the news - SBF and his polyamorous relationships and the banning od liquor sales at the World Cup.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy has Boston legend Don Zollo join him in studio this week. They open the show discussing designer yarmulkes. This leads to a discussion of the Black Israelites. The boys break down Thanksgiving dinner and hooking up on Thanksgiving eve. Randy floats the idea of a Chinese food burrito. The fellas talk about Christmas traditions. Randy asks Don about the Republican Party and Trump’s 3rd presidential run. They close with the news - a woman wears a sex toy containing her boyfriends ashes, a guy shoved a jump rope into his urethra, and the looming potential of WWIII.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy welcomes World Series of Comedy winner Wyatt Cote to the show. They open up talking about doing the Big Pine Comedy Festival together. Wyatt talks about his passion for surfing. The fellas share war stories driving for Uber. Wyatt discusses the other odd jobs he’s had. Randy asks Wyatt’s opinion on Elon Musk. The boys close with the news - a family turns their dead pet into a throw rug, a woman finds out her husband is cheating by her husbands mistress, and a man having sex in a public stall fights the bathroom attendant.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy sits down with his buddy from way across the pond, Kyle Legacy. They open the show talking about the passing of the Queen and the monarchy. The lads move on and discuss Kanye’s troubles. Kyle muses about the drinking culture in the US. Randy talks about his time with Kyle in Australia. Kyle tell a tales of performing in Europe, including getting robbed in Poland and doing mushrooms at a sex show in Amsterdam. They close with the news - a woman had a major orgasm during labor, a man marry’s his 18 year old step daughter, and a politician got caught masturbating outside of a school.
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Randy welcomes Brooklyn legend Billy Hayes to the show. Randy ask Billy about growing up as a tough guy in Brooklyn in the 70’s and 80’s. Billy talks about his journey to sobriety. Randy and Billy talk about working the road. Billy talks about being a comedy club manager and dealing with hecklers. Randy asks Billy about his love of latin women. The fellas close with the news - AI reconstructs what the Kardashians would look like without surgery.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy is joined in studio by his buddy and fellow comic Xander Beltran. They open the show talking about their drinking habits. Randy asks Xander if he would chose to be a dictator if he could. Xander shares a bit about his time as a vagabond and the current homeless situation. The boys get into a discussion about polyamory. Randy wonders aloud about needle dicks. The fellas close with the news - a woman get caught getting fingered in public, women charging dates a “douchbag tax”, and there’s a secret code for finding dates at the grocery store.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy welcomes the very talented Liz Glazer to the show. Liz opens the episode talking about her work as a law professor prior to comedy and what being on a college campus is like. Randy and Liz talk about what motives someone to get into comedy instead of a “regular job”. Randy discusses the parallels his career in finance had with Liz’s prior career as a lawyer. Liz talks about getting sober and her tools for quitting bad habits. They hit a news story about a woman who wants to be a surrogate because she thinks she’s beautiful. This leads to a lengthy and informative conversation about Liz and her wife’s process of trying to conceive.
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Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy is joined by comedian Orion Levine in this week’s episode. Orion opens the show by telling Randy about a car accident he caused. The fellas talk about doing the Big Pine Comedy Festival and Orion getting selected to the Just for Laughs. Orion talks about dating long distance. Randy asks about Orion’s transition to LA from SF. Randy gives tips on flying with cannabis. Orion tells the tale of getting beat up by a girl in middle school. They move on to talk about arguing with women. They close with the news - Jerry Falwell is made a cuckhold, a woman kidnaps and robs a her Tinder date, and a woman is forced to turn over nudes to her ex-husband.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy welcomes actor, comedian and professional dating coach Natalie Stavola to the show. They open the show talking about growing up on the east coast, the things that led to Natalie’s addiction and getting sober. Randy jumps right in and starts asking Natalie all about professional dating coaching. This leads to a deeper conversation about mindfulness and psychology, and the differences between that and coaching. They close with the news - a strange “throuple” in Australia, and an Uber driver who exposed a passengers affair.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy welcome scomedian and podcaster Alex Gettlin back to the show. The boys jump right in and discuss Alex and his wife’s new pregnancy. Randy and Alex dive deep into the new Dahmer series on Netflix. The fellas shift gears and talk a little politics. They close with the news - A daughter sleeps with her father’s best man, Labiaplasties, and a woman whose boyfriend got her mom pregnant.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy welcomes comedian and YouTuber Dave Neal to the show. Randy and Dave kick off the show talking about a wild bar show they recently did together. Dave shares the story of a recent corporate show that went awry. Randy asks Dave all about his upcoming wedding. The boys touch on the Adam Levine cheating allegations. They close with the news - a 56 year old grandmother is having her son’s child and personality perceptions based on dick pics.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy welcomes the hilariuous Michael Turner to the show. Mike opens the show talking bout his days working in sales. Randy asks Mike about his sytle of comedy and doing "man on the street" videos. Randy asks about his love of Cincinnati and the Bengals. They boys talk about getting to work with some of the biggest names in the business. They close with the news - Jimmy Kimmel's "prank" at the Emmys and a guy goes on a Tinder date in all 50 states.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy has comedian Jeremy Scippio back in studio. Randy olaunches into a convo about corporate waste. The fellas discuss the retirement of Serena Williams. This leads to a interesting conversation on black culture and the impact on broader society. Jeremy talks about maturing in the melting pot that is America. The boys move on to talk about language and cancelling people from the past. They bring the show home with the news - a woman gets pregnant with twins from 2 different fathers, a woman tries to get away with driving in the HOV lane because she's pregnant, and a woman says she caught her boyfriend cheating because he lasted too long in bed.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy checks in with his Boston homie Matthew P. Brown this week. They open the show talking about calling customer service. Randy wonders if corporations, and not people, are pushing the "woke" agenda now. The boys move on to discuss how long you can tastefully glance at a woman's boobs. Matt talks about planning his upcoming wedding. The boys finally dive into the existential topics - genetics vs. self-improvement, dwelling on the past, getting comfortable with sadness and dying with grace. They lighten the mood to close the show by talking about their interesting holiday weekends.
Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs
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Randy chops it up at the kitchen table with his buddy Braxton in a special "homemade" epsidoe of the podcast. Randy opens up reminiscing about taping the podcast in his living room back in Boston. They boys dive deep and discuss their favorite TV show - Love Island UK. Braxton wonders what it would be like to be famous in another country but live in the US. Discussing the show 'Dopesick', the fellas address the opiod crisis and the Sackler crime family. Braxton tells Randy all about "gay baiting". They close with the big news of the week - a study finds women cheat more than men.
Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs
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Randy is joined by podcast-favorite Lizzy Weisman. Lizzy opens up talking about the whole process of freezing her eggs. Randy asks Lizzy if women have interesting and deep conversations, because he’s never overheard one between them. The move on to talk about the trappings of fame. Lizzy tells the tale of going on a date with the guy who invented revenge porn. The somehow move on to talk about getting old what happens when you die. Randy ponders dating conjoined twins. They close with the news - Women have 3 types of orgasm, getting a DUI on a scooter at Walmart, and anal sex is exploding in popularity.
Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs
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Comedian and Marine vet, Bryson Banks joins Randy in studio. Randy opens the show by telling the story about the time a monkey stole his shades. Bryson talks about growing up as and getting into trouble in a small town in Oklahoma. Randy asks Bryson how his motivation to join the Marines and become a sniper. Bryson talks about the transition back into society after a depolyment. Randy gets into the weeds about sniper training. The boys close with the news - a elderly woman has a giant penis erected at her gravesite and a man cancelled a woman's flight to visit him because she wouldn't have sex with him.
Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs
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Randy sits down with the multi-talented Emily Browning. They open the show talking about teacher pay. Emily moves on to discuss dating older people. The two jump into the deep end and have a lengthy conversation about meeting people on fetish sites and being in open relationships. Randy theorizes that dumb people are happier. Randy asks Emily about being raised very religious. Emily closes the show trying to convince Randy to get involved on TikTok.
Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs
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Randy welcomes Miami’s-own Ricky Cruz to the show. They kick off the show talking about getting high in the morning. The fellas discuss the difference between Cubans and other hispanics. Randy ask Ricky about his experience working as a high school teacher. The boys get nostalgic about their time in college. They move on and talk about colonizing space. Ricky tells tales of his time living in LA and partying with Joey Diaz and Ralph May. Randy asks Ricky about his time working as a professional clown. They close with the news - A woman who showers only once every 10 days and a Chick-fil-A franchise is paying volunteers in chicken sandwiches
Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs
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Randy is joined in the new studio by his buddy Nathan Loe. They jump in the deep end and start the show talking about the afterlife. Nathan talks about the wild shows he does at desert raves and Accidental Chaos. The boys talk about douchey crypto dudes. Nathan tells the story of Randy trading his neighbor a Dr. Pepper for free access to her OnlyFans account. They somehow get around to talking about breast milk and sperm banks. Randy asks Nathan about dating in LA. The fellas touch on existential dread before they close with the news - A preacher gets robbed for $1mm in jewelry during Sunday service and Subway is giving out free sandwiches for life if you get a footling tattoo
Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs
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Randy records a special vacation episdoe with his brother, Gee Dubs. They open the show talking about taking government money. Randy asks Jess about what its like being in a labor union. The brothers move on to talk about criminal justice and the death penalty. Randy brings up the difference of accountability between men and women. Gee talks about the process of making his latest album and Randy compares that to coming up with comedy material. The boys compare the homeless in NYC to LA. They discuss the new gaming world and the metaverse. The fellas close with the news - parents who swing when their kids are at camp, Ricky Martin’s incest charges, and a Florida disabled woman who sued Southwest for falling out of her wheelchair.
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Outro: “The Galaxy Mix” by Gee Dubs
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Randy catches up with his old pal Handren Seavey. They open the show catching up on all that has transpired since they sat down at the beginning of the year, including the overturning of Roe v. Wade and the collapse of the crypto market. Randy asks Handren if he’s taken his daughter to Drag Queen Story Time. Handren talks about the time he went to bible camp as a kid. The boys somehow get into a discussion about intra-continental racism. They close with the news - Putin is pissed his girl is pregnant again, and a woman is making $12K a month from a feeder fetish
Outro: “Stranger Things” by The Honors Class
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